Emet-Selch

Healer and tea maker. Professional nosy neighbour who likes to use balconies instead of front doors. Having said that, we have grown closer due to the manna making.

Professional thorn in side. Keeps making me promise not to shoot the catboy again.

We met in a snowy cave. Apparently she left her home world on a ship due to disasters looming at the behest of angry gods. #mood.

She seems nice, and we are friends again already. Lovely baker. Apparently we used to have sex a lot when I was here before. Has a future husband called Hades? Awkward.

Another newcomer who is equally skeptical of both the gods and the fortunes of this place.

An Ishgardian native with an interest in the dark arcana arts. Is going to write a book about my terrible posture. Maybe we get to read it some day.

One of the Dotharl Tribe. Apparently their leader has a way to perceive whose soul they have. Actually very pleasant to talk to over the network. has a cute bird.

The type of unique awkwardness that can come with a former emperor and his former legatus meeting again. Who even knows at this point. Can probably cut the tension with a knife.

Problematic Great-grandson. Probably for the best that he's gone. No idea why people say it runs in the family.

Actually only known as "un: bewitched". Gave a lot of information on Ruby transformations, which was appreciated.

Works in the Ruby District. Someone to reach out if you need information or something from the Underground.

Warrior of Light turned Weaver of Light. If she dies to a needlepoint we are to joke about it on her gravestone.

Not human. Apparently liked Elidibus and Lahabrea and wanted them back, so while he seems nice enough there is obviously something seriously wrong with him.

Isn't fond of me, but at least shares in my predicament of being surrounded by a dozen Warriors of Light.

Pegging girl. Has cute dogs.

Somehow spilled all my deepest feelings to him while we cuddled in a cafe. That definitely happened. But he took the whole murdering planets thing well. Might try to resurrect a shade of his dead girlfriend?

A hyperactive young man with no punctuation skills. Taught him to play with fire in a wooded area. Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this. Told him to practice, I fully expect to see a potent fireball the next time we meet.

Have no idea who this guy is. Threw ice at me so I tried to electrocute him.

When your best friend who has spent 12,000 years mostly-dead and haunting the moon shows up and is also the person you may become obsessively affectionate for in those lonely lonely years how do you even cram all that into this tiny text box?

When you have another best friend who you haven't seen in 12,000 years because you had an argument of monumental proportions but then they get their soul shattered into over a dozen pieces, some of which try to kill you, and they suddenly show up here and ask you to make them a room full of grape sharks, how do you fit all THAT into a tiny text box either??

Another Warrior of Light, though this one is male. Apparently is the one Hythlodaeus knows. Didn't want to yell at me upon arrival like the others, so that's at least something.

???????????????????? Tried to murder him in the onsen and we both got turned on by it ???????????????????

Going to see how long it takes until he recognizes me, if at all. Or unless someone spoils the fun.

Oh boy. There are THINGS to say.