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[sasscian]

Listen well, Fandaniel. The situation is wretched enough with us being forced to stay here against our will. I would much prefer it if you did NOT go stirring up trouble intentionally. For inevitably it will land upon MY doorstep and I will be subjected to ceaseless nagging to do something about it.

[Thats totally what it is. Not that he cares about anybody or anything. Right.]

Were it anyone else I would suggest he could hardly contain his glee, but I don't believe I have seen that child break out in as much as a smile. Like father like son, those two.

[midenismos]

I even fed him and didn't get a smile. Woe! Slaving away over a stove and for what? He was definitely a product of your system.

[ Oh look, is that a warning from Emet-Selch? A blessed day! ]

So you are telling me to do nothing so it doesn't cause you problems? Why, I thought I was talking to Emet-Selch, not stuffy old Elidibus. How is your back these days?

And why is it that you, the villain who would so casually throw away the lives of millions to get what you wanted, suddenly becomes the one being nagged to "do something about it"?

[sasscian]

I'm telling you not to make trouble for me. If you provoke them too much I just know I will have a Warrior of Light nagging me about it and we both know how annoying they can be once they've set their mind to something. As to why they would do such a thing, it is because a few of them have apparently decided we are friends now.

Yes I am well aware of how ironic and humorous that is.
And no I did not ask for it.
Do not comment on it.

If it is more tricks you wish to play or devious schemes to enact feel free to do so. You have a whole star of beings who have unfortunately not been subjected to you after all. Just leave me out of it.