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[menphina]

THEY PUT THE SERIES ON HIATUS BECAUSE THE LEAD SPRAINED AN ANKLE IN THAT CAR SCENE

THEY WON'T LET ME HEAL HER

I OFFERED

I'm so upset Hades I'm SO UPSET

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[sasscian]

A pity the ankle was all it took. I've seen better acting from a town drunk.

You know the injury probably does not matter anyway, right? She is going to spend the next three weeks confined to a hospital bed as part of the tale. They are going to bring back that ridiculous memory loss plot once more I can FEEL it.

[menphina]

It would help if she didn't look like a deer caught in the way of a racing chocobo the whole time!

It's like half a bell of her being shocked by whatever she's seeing!!

You're right though it is GOING TO HAPPEN and I'll be even more upset

And I am certain that car is of that bad boy who's been stalking her and who she rejected. It's the same make, even if they didn't show the plate!

[sasscian]

Of course it was him, for the fool cannot take no for an answer. Do people honestly believe that if you are rejected, the best course of action is to stalk the person and bully them into eating with you?

Honestly this is one of the many reasons why mortals are awful. Though I doubt the native gems were ever sundered so they cannot even use the same excuse you lot can of having your intelligence chopped up and discarded elsewhere, as it were.

Also the product placement is becoming unbearable and might honestly be the worst part of the entire show. I shall sponsor it myself if it means I can happily never see a Gemway sandwich ever again.

[menphina]

We all know how that turns out in reality, considering what Zenos did with me.

[ JUST SAYING. ]

Looks like some things just remain universally known for storytelling.

But Gemway sandwiches aren't even that good. And those Gemcci Bags? Absolutely loathesome in reality. I went through three because they couldn't hold any weight and I need those for my deliveries!

Still upset that that bloody boss of hers that's supposedly interested in her can't just be honest. She wouldn't be standing in the middle of the street crying if he'd just said thank you for her bloody present!

[sasscian]

Not only that but they do not even look good. I would not use one even if I created it myself.

And please, they are just as bad as each other. It is obvious to everyone around them that the feelings are mutual. They deserve each other, I am sure they eventually live a very fulfilling life filled to the brim with stupidity.

[menphina]

You know, Gaius heard me ranting and asked me why we were still watching the show.

But I have to know!! I have to know what shite these two will cause each other! How much worse is it going to get?

By the by, Hythlodaeus wants to watch. We should start it again and see if we can catch that stalker in the background.

[sasscian]

Oh please. Don't think I haven't caught him looking at the screen each time he walks in to the room.

Though if Hythlodaeus wishes to watch, I suppose we have no choice but to begin anew. Otherwise we will spend have the time having to explain every scene and character to him in order to get him caught up, and that will only be irritating.

[menphina]

Suppose we'll just have to have him make us some more chebureki and tempt him to sit down as well.

Fortunately we're only at the end of the first season, so we can refresh before the second. Though once your place is set up, you'd best not skimp out if you get your hands on a new season set before me!

[sasscian]

Yes yes, I know better than to invoke the wrath of a Warrior of Light.

I shall speak to Hythlodaeus, and we can begin again if he is willing.